Something I think is really funny

Here it is (Oh, and F.Y.I., I didn't make it, SBM did):

Ok, guys. Y'know our skits in Creative Writing? Lord Blank, Flame, the dragon, and Freeze are characters. I am SBM.

SBM: Hello and welcome to SBM's talk show! Long time no see peoples! Today we'll interview Jessica Schwine, Flame, Freeze, Lord Blank, and the

dragon.

Dragon: DIE INTERVIEWER!!! YAHHHHH!!!!!!

SBM: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SECURITY!!!! * hide under desk *

* musclemen in pink shirts saying SEKURITEE hold back dragon*

SBM: Jessica, do u really hav a crush on the dragon?

Jessica: What the f***, you ***hole of an interviewer?!?! DIE YOU ****ing DRAGON!!!!!

SBM: Lord Blank, Flame, and Freeze are you really Lifehouse in disguise?

Jessica: REALLY?!?! I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!

Lord Blank: No, we're Good Charlotte!

* Jessica screams *
* Lord Blank shoves Good Charlotte + Lifehouse CD's in Jessica's arms*

Lord Blank: Merry Very Late Christmas, Jessica!

Jessica: OMG!!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!!!! ...if it weren't for that dumb dragon...

SBM: Jessica, did you know Lord Blank is gay?

Jessica: WTF?!?!

Lord Blank: LIAR!!! I HAVE KIDS YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!

SBM: Oh oops... then did you know he dresses up as a chicken every time he rehearses for Good Charlotte?

Lord Blank: It's the latest fashion!

Freeze and Flame: but WE dress up as hamburgers!

Audience : They are retards!!! Let's throw tomatoes at them! *throws tomatoes *

SBM: And that is all today! Come back for another great episode in the "Jessica series"

* Audience throws more tomatoes *

SBM: Yes, next time we will also be interviewing Jessica!
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